The Top Big Toke fails on ‘The Tubes’
As you may know, I use the internet a lot to find inspiration for the articles I write. I found this post on Reddit that said, “I’m trying and I’m not cool” by a Redditor named BoyNamedSue420. In the video, “Sue” recorded a big, fat swab of Gorilla Glue in one of the dopest bongs I recently fixed my eyes on … only to cough it up right away. In fact, he didn’t even finish the hit when the concentrated vapor came out of his nose.
Sue knew – “I didn’t screw it up!” and instead of hiding it like a little bitch and just showing off his winnings, he decided to upload a bug. And with 142 positive votes and more than 50 comments, the internet stoners seemed to be in agreement.
So I was inspired by Sue’s bravery and willingness to share his shame with the rest of the world. And so today we’re going to meet some other “BIG TOKE FAILS!”
Here’s what I found on “The Tubes”.
We’ll start with a video – which I have no idea why it’s still not viral – that deals with 100 coughing weeds. Perhaps the reason it hasn’t gone viral is because of the video’s title. “Weed Coughs” is a good term, but BIG TOKE FAILS is just sexier.
Hopefully this article can give the Weed Coughs video a boost in views, and if so, “You’re welcome, Loaded Up”.
What is happening in this video? Exactly what the title says. You have 100 people who take blows and cough like little sluts. This is not an offensive statement as EVERY WEED SMOKER has coughed like a little slut at some point – and we’re all little sluts together.
It’s weird, but in this video when you hit play, whip out a pipe or bong and just let it rip while you watch other people gagging – there is a sense of satisfaction. The entire video is fascinating as each cough is unique – each reaction its own thing.
So I present for our first “BIG TOKE FAIL” – “100 Weed Coughs”
What did i just see
The next one on the list is strange. The title is “Best Bong Fail Scenes (awkward)”, but nothing could have prepared me for the first shot. We start with a morbidly obese “kid” – you see, I’m not sure if he’s a kid or not … maybe he’s like twenty but sounds like a fifteen year old – I don’t know, but the guy hits the bong and begins to cough.
Only to be followed by another man who hits a MONSTER dab hit. I waited for “failure” in the next scene – there weren’t any, just one guy who hit a TON of metric swabs and extinguished them without a single cough.
So is this video a BIG TOKE FAIL? I’m not so sure about the “fail” thing other than the first one, but at the end of the video they redefine what BIG TOKE means.
When the “mighty one” has fallen
The next video on our list is again a mashup of mistakes and whatn’t, but there are some golden nuggets in this one. Like the “girl who took too much” and passed out because she couldn’t handle her weeds and that other guy who talked a lot of gossip only to pass out on his weed cough.
Ah yes – the joy of laughing at someone else’s shortcomings. The full video can be found here: VIDEO!
You can’t talk about BIG TOKE FAILS without including the 1 Gram Dab Challenge. Here are 10 Weed Dab Fails that definitely fall into our current category. I think one of the best, or maybe worst, on this list is the guy trying to get a fat pat on a hoverboard. Is it excessive – of course it is! But is it entertaining? Most likely!
Look at all of the people who have dabbed too much and see how other people’s splendor fails.
How not to cough?
To close this article from BIG TOKE FAIL I found this guy on youtube called RawOG420 who is a verified youtuber. This stoner has a tutorial on how to hit the bong properly so you can minimize the cough. In my more than 20 years of token – I too have mastered various breathing techniques and “punching techniques” to minimize the cough – but there is a threshold at which none of the techniques play a role.
However, if you want to improve your “token skills”, check out this tutorial on how to reduce coughing while smoking weed.
And there you have it. Which was your favorite? Let me know in the comments.
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