Slaughter on Northern California cannabis farms

For the cannabis growers in Northern California, fear now comes in an 8-foot form. The evidence is as clear as it is terrifying; Sasquatch is real, hates cannabis and has had a murderous rampage. Here are the latest developments.

Sasquatch’s bloodlust

Three bodies were torn to pieces on a drug farm, all the work of Sasquatch. Apparently this isn’t the first time. Known as the Emerald Triangle, people have been disappearing from cannabis farms in California for some time. The locals know but they won’t talk about it. So how do you know for sure that this crime was Sasquatch’s job? Simply put, there was a tremendous amount of cash at the crime scene. No killer could withstand such rich booty, so this crime was apparently committed by Sasquatch.

Why would Sasquatch go on a rampage?

There’s no denying the evidence, Sasquatch hates cannabis. Nobody knows where this hatred comes from. One theory is that the young Sasquatch stumbled upon a grower’s compost and accidentally ate a ton of pot cookies. Another theory suggests that his anger stems from losing investments in cannabis stocks. We may never know why this big animal is so crazy, but one thing is certain: Northern California cannabis breeders should beware of the anger.

That message comes out of there

On April 20, 2021, the documentary “Sasquatch” debuted on Hulu. WWE Superstar Chris Jericho didn’t see the documentary but he had a friend who did and they talked about it on his podcast. This story is huge and breaks out internationally … even Chris Jericho says it.

Get ready and be prepared

We all need to be prepared for a Sasquatch threat. To help you out, here is a word search. Go smoke a joint and collect yourself before you start. Find Sasquatch in the word search below and the supplies you need to help you defend yourself. Remember, if you ever face a Sasquatch, evaluate and approach. If it seems reasonable, try CBD to show that cannabis is positive and doesn’t need to get you high. But if you can see the rush of blood in his eyes, you have to fight for your life. Good luck.