High-cut grinder

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Danish design doesn’t have to apply only to your IKEA bookshelves. The herb cutter Klip by Høj (pronounced “ahoy without an A”) is an example of futuristic, thoughtful design. It features magnetic parts so there is no bonded thread and is made of anodized aluminum. Inside, a rotating fan blade slices your flower instead of smashing it between a row of teeth. A keef chamber is customizable with two different screen sizes. Høj also includes two optional grids that change the consistency to fine or coarse, but it’s also the gentle action that makes it feel like a premium way to chop your flowers. www.hoj.life ($179.00)

BEED articulated device

Maybe dad can’t roll. Maybe he has arthritis. Do not guard gatekeeper’s joints. BEED. (Courtesy of Beed)

BEED was created by a couple who wanted more consistency in the pre-roll market. It is the first fully automatic roll joint device. Insert an empty cone and a specially designed pod, then watch as BEED picks up the sealed unit of cannabis and releases a joint within 17-20 seconds. While there are many devices on the market that can be used to make a joint, they take advantage of special brand partnerships for flowers and Nespresso’s recyclable technology. While rolling a joint is sacred to some smokers, we have gadgets to help us with all sorts of other things, why not one for joints? www.beed.co ($299)

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Tank Glass unbreakable bong

What dad doesn’t want a bong you can drive nails with? This 12-inch mug also conveniently serves as a tool in all of their promotional videos, and while they’ll admit even Achille’s had a bum heel, their 9mm glass construction was specifically designed to avoid those sad days associated with tidying up of broken glass. The company even offers a lifetime warranty, allowing you to replace your broken bong for 50% cheaper should an accident happen. Designed by a team of five Californian computer engineers and materials scientists using US-blown glass and a reinforced base, it’s as useful in a toolbox as it is on a coffee table. www.tankglass.com ($259.00)

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Cannador Weed Humidor

Keeping your stash fresh takes dedication. Because cannabis is a plant, there are only limited actions we can take to conserve it over the long term. Still, you can make sure Dad’s stash stays in tip-top shape by getting him a weed humidor. This nine jar wooden humidor holds over two ounces of flowers securely behind a mahogany interior and walnut exterior. Each jar features an adjustable vent in the lid to allow moist air to pass from the box to the flower. The Cannador has been around for a few years and still proves how effective it is when you have many strains on deck. www.cannador.com ($259)

dabX go e-rig

It is a portable electronic device for vaping hash. (Courtesy of dabx)

One of the coolest additions to the e-rig market last year was this complete upgrade of the well-known dabX mkultra. This device is made from aerospace-grade titanium and comes in a durable black soft case. Some of the coolest features include a magnetic atomizer lid, carb knob, and an integrated silicone tray in the base that catches the resin so you can pop it in the freezer and use the recovery pucks on edibles, tinctures, or even smoke something. It has four settings that raise and lower the temperature in specific waves, and the most interesting thing is that you don’t have to clean the atomizer between puffs. See also: the dabX rocket mk. 1 turns any bong into a dab rig. www.dabX.com ($299)

Standing ashtray for indoor plants

Mancave mode. (Courtesy of the houseplant)

Seth Rogan’s Houseplant cannabis brand is as well known for its classy ashtrays and lighters as it is for its actual flowering. Part futuristic statue, part classic vintage smoking accessory, this ashtray would befit a Danish mid-century modern furniture store. Crafted from walnut, solid brushed brass, and borosilicate glass, this man cave statement piece says, “Go ahead and light up.” You can remove the inner glass cone to easily deflate the roaches, and the whole thing stands just over 60cm tall. Looks perfect next to a massage chair. www.houseplant.com ($295)

$500 and up, dab dad gear

Terp Sous-Vide Dab Heater

Just like a hot sous vide bath brings meat up to temperature, it heats the hot end of your dab rig – the banger – without the need for a flashlight or e-nail attachment. Lower your jar into the heat shield using the included platform and the Terp Sous-Vide bathes your banger or slurper in a tunnel of warm air, bringing the jar up to temperature in three minutes. TSV reduces terpenes burned, butane doses, residue burned, and wait time (since you can warm one up while still cleaning). This makes recording consecutive dabs a breeze. www.terpsousvide.com ($600)

HIKMICRO thermal imaging camera

Sure – you could use a digital timer or thermometer to check your temperature while dabbing, but how about Predator Vision instead? The HIKMICRO Model B20 is a compact, handheld thermal imaging camera capable of registering temperatures from -4°F to 1022°F. Point it at your glass, get the perfect reading, and take a hit. It is a device that any dad will enjoy using as it allows him to check for air leaks, water spots or ghost cold spots after completing a session around the house. Amazon ($549.00)

And that’s your Brookstoned guide for 2023. Now get out there and give dad his flowers.