Strange things that happen when you’re high

Has anything weird ever happened to you while you were high? This used to happen to me all the time, but lately my bursts of smoke have been pretty “normal” without too many interruptions. Wanting to see if it was just me experiencing “strangeness” during smoking sessions, I decided to check online to see if other people had similar accounts.

Luckily I’m not crazy! There have been plenty of people who have experienced some crazy things while high, and today we’re going to delve deep into some of the weirdest, weirdest “stoned incidents” I could find.

So let’s get weird!

My personal madness

There’s a lot of weird stuff I can pull out of my mental archives, but one of the weirder moments was when my brother and I were sitting on our roof at night smoking weed and just shooting the shit, when suddenly a bunch of “balls of light ‘ shot out from behind the mountain that was directly visible from my house.

At first it was a solid ball of light, which then split into seven or eight spheres and moved in elliptical patterns until it flew out of sight.

I saw something similar happen to my then-girlfriend a few days later — she immediately denied what she saw. So yeah, maybe one of my weird stories was that I saw UFOs in the sky several times, but that first happened when I was high.

The second time (with my girlfriend) I was sober.

However, this is just one of many examples. From meeting strange people to finding strange places, cannabis has opened my mind to the weird and wonderful.

Let’s see what others have seen, heard or experienced.

The Rockstars in Little Town, Canada!

This post is from a Reddit user with the handle CHRON1C420 who writes;

It seems whenever my friends and I chill and smoke some bowls, weird shit starts happening around us. Once we sat in a parking lot at one [8] listening to good music as this brand new red Ferrari pulled up right next to us and when we looked over I swear I felt like I was in a movie. This guy looked like a rock star with his long blonde hair and the way he was dressed. It looked like his wife in the passenger seat and she looked like a model, she was insanely hot. As they pulled up, she put on makeup and he moaned hardcore. As they got out he looked straight at me and gave me a wink before closing his door and then he wrapped his arm around her and they just walked away. After it happened we were all so confused that we just sat there trying to process what had just happened. Keep in mind I live in a small town in Canada so this was something out of the ordinary. Strange things always happen after we smoke.

While it’s entirely possible these guys just happened to be in the right place at the right time when a multimillionaire playboy was cruising around in his Ferrari, cruising through small towns and exploring the country, the experience is amplified when you’re high.

The fact that it continues to happen to this person and their friends means they have opened a box of cannabis and are now living in the new realm of anything goes! It’s a crazy place to be, like that time a random guy walked up to me on the streets of California and handed me a joint saying, “God told me to give you this!”

I was like… Amen!

The Forest Hunter!

The next was from a Reddit user; high score

This one time me and my buddies went back to our fire pit in the woods and smoked a blunt and I don’t fuck you some guy was in a van with the door wide open just to jerk off he looked at us and just kept going. Evil as hell. fear for life. Never went back that way again.

For a brief moment, the user and his buddies understood the plight of millions of women being attacked by random cocks from around the internet – except this was a wild forest cock on display. The guy who looks at people increases the level of “WTFness” and is sure to ruin a good high.

They probably ended up smoking a pound of weed to forget their “wild cock encounter.”

A living pile of leaves!

The next comes from a Reddit user; StonedAuthor

That’s more of a sketchy kind of weird, but here it goes.

Two friends and I sat in my car passing around a pipe after smoking a couple of joints parked on a forest track in the middle of the country. It was 11pm so the trails were “closed” and it was pretty darn dark. Well me and a friend got there before the other as he drove separately so we walked a bit down the trail before he got there. We thought there was a sack of leaves cooling in the middle of the floor, but we couldn’t get close enough to get a good look because my friend stopped behind us, so we went to smoke instead. As we sat in my car, a guy in a white shirt approached us coming from the trailhead. My friend who was in the back seat was wearing a white shirt so I assumed it was him and I was way too baked to realize he had ever left the car.

So I asked my friend in the passenger seat, “When the hell did B get out of the car?” He looks back, sees B in the back seat, and then looks ahead and sees the guy walking up the path. I hear him say “oh fuck…” at which point I make the connection that it’s not B. I say oh fuck, and then B says “oh fuuuuuuuck”. We’re sitting there, I’m holding the bowl, and the guy walks past us. I asked the guy what’s going on so as not to seem sketchy and completely forgot I was just holding my damn bowl. He just gave me a “sup” and moved on. I took one last hit and we’re the fuck out of there.

Sometimes it’s a guy lying on the trail, not a bag of leaves.

Indeed sketchy. People have been ambushed in this way before. Some guy lying in the sheets, and next there’s a knife near your stomach, and a desperate guy yells, “Wallets and phones!” Maybe this was one of those cases.

Once I was hiking the mountain trails of Oaxaca when I approached a guy lying by the side of the road. It has to be said that the mountains of Oaxaca are about 10,000 feet high, so having a guy lying on the side of the road is indeed strange.

My inner senses said, “Leave that guy,” while my altruistic self said, “We have to save him!” My wife said, “Let’s bail!”

When we got to the town where we were staying, they told us that he is the village drunk and gets like that every day. It wasn’t even 12 o’clock yet. So sometimes sleeping in is drunk!

My ganja senses are tingling!

Reddit user Rvrvt_GmblngTrps said the following:

Once my friends and I came home from college, you should know that our hometown is extremely conservative and cops roam practically every corner of town.

Anyway, my friends and I were smoking in a parking lot and hot boxing my friend’s car and cops were circling us and we all freaked out when we were high and saw a cop.

So we got up and went to our next, more discreet smoking place. After a few minutes of smoking, a couple of cops kept passing us and of course we got more and more paranoid.

We then drove to a gas station lot and it was quite late. Lo and behold, a cop drove by and really scared us, so we decided to put the grass down for a while and just drive around.

About an hour later we drove past all three smoking spots and I don’t kid you, several cops parked outside their cars at all three spots, EXACTLY where we were parked. We all freaked out, probably for no reason, but we came to the conclusion that our paranoid high intuition wanted us to leave at the right time before the cops could arrest us. We were always one step ahead.

The subconscious is a powerful thing processing about 10,000,000 to 11,000,000 bits per second. When your gut is telling you to move – MOVE! Most of the time, when I have a gut feeling that won’t let me go, I make sure to pay attention to it.

These people used their higher functions and could see that “the pigs are coming!” Luckily, they could heed their inner guidance system and escaped unscathed from the pig onslaught on happiness and good times.

A day at Silent Hill

This one comes from Cyncantspell,

That was a long time ago. My ex and I went to a friend’s house way out in the middle of nowhere, watched the first Silent Hill and then smoked. On the way home there was this really, really dense fog that wasn’t there before. We joked around and said we were in Silent Hill. After not seeing any cars for a few minutes, we get a little paranoid. So we drive back to our city over the bridge and find that all traffic lights were green. Scares us even more. Then he jokes that maybe the house blew up and we were actually dead. Out of nowhere, a fire truck and an ambulance race toward us, heading in the direction we came from. At this point I freak out. I’m seriously hyperventilating. All the way home the fog stayed and we didn’t see any vehicles, which was strange for my town because it was around 4am and there’s usually pretty decent traffic because there’s a shipyard and a big shipping company that do both Start work at 5 am.

That’s really the only weird thing that happened, but it really freaked me out because I was so damn high.

Damn – even sober I would feel that. Being high must have enhanced the experience immensely. I can understand how she started hyperventilating because this shit is weird and freaky. It reminds me of a time when I dropped LSD in a graveyard… I saw quite a lot of “dead people”. And then snakes, a whole lot of snakes falling from trees… they weren’t real of course – but to my stumbling mind it was perfectly in place.

Nothing is as scary as Ms. Silent Hill above.

Let me know about the weird and wonderful!

These are just a few examples of the strange things that can happen to you when you smoke weed. As mentioned, I’m not that “weird” about smoking these days. It could very well be because I’ve brought a deeper sense of weirdness into my mundane, sober life. Studying things like the occult, esotericism, psychedelics, trance states, breathwork and more – weird is my normality.

Nonetheless, I’d like to know if any of you good potheads have ever experienced heightened levels of weirdness when high. Let me know in the comments!

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