Some jokes to bring a Monday smile

To make your mood right for Monday – what about laughing?

Mondays have the call – and no great one. After a weekend of relaxation, the first day of the working week often feels like a cold reality splash. Many people find hard, dazed and relentless on Mondays. But laughter, the science exhibitions, can transform even the most slow Monday into a bright Monday. It increases the mood, reduces stress and even improves productivity. How could you start your week better than with a healthy dose of humor? Here are some jokes to bring a Monday smile.

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Why did Monday apply for a job?
Because Sunday didn't train.

Monday: The day will come true.

If every day is a gift, I would like to return on Monday.

I swear my bed and had a moment this morning … and then Monday came between us.

Mondays are proof that weekends are far too short.

The conspiracy of the alarm clock
This morning I met Snooze so often that my alarm clock questioned our relationship.
“Do you still listen to me?” It beeped.
“I only need five minutes,” I pleaded.
“You said that six times!”
I am convinced on Monday and my alarm clock is in Cahoots.

The Monday meeting
At 9 a.m. my boss said cheerfully: “Let's start the week with a short Monday meeting.”
An abrant whispered: “He doesn't know which day it is?”
We all sat at the table to take care of each other and nodded in harmony like Bobleheads with caffeine defeats.
At some point someone asked: “Can it wait until Tuesday?”
“Why?”
“Because we are more interested in tomorrow.”

The gym plan
I said to myself I would go to the gym on Monday. That was six Mondays ago.
Now I just pass the gym and wave like an old friend to whom I owe money.

The coffee dilemma
On Mondays, my coffee needs coffee.
I ordered a double espresso and the barista asked: “Hart morning?”
“No,” I said. “Hard decade. Monday just reminded me.”

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The motivation knife
My phone gave me a motivating quote this morning:
“Stand and shine! You are no longer stopped!”
My phone clearly knows nothing about Mondays.
Ten minutes later it corrected the “meeting” on “grief”.
Even auto correction knows what's going on.

Monday are like math. I know that they are necessary, but I still don't like them.

Monday is the day when my coffee needs a coffee.

I survived Monday. Barely. Send snacks.

Remember that you crawl out of bed in e-mails or already have a depth of knee. Remember: Monday is a way of thinking. With a little humor and a lot of coffee, even the hardest start of the week can feel a little easier. So the next time you wake up, fear in front of the alarm, to crack a joke, share a laugh and remember – the day may be tough, but you are harder … and funnier.