Sexy Post Pandemic Word Search and Tips to Have Fun

The Spanish flu lasted from 1918 to 1920 and was followed by the Roaring Twenties … history never made more sense. The end of this pandemic is in sight and one thing has become very clear, people can’t wait to touch again. If you didn’t have a partner, you probably weren’t getting laid by the pandemic because dating was really difficult. The idea of ​​fucking a stranger is both exciting and nerve-wracking, but don’t worry! When in doubt, you can always start with the BC Center for Disease Control’s sex tips.

In case you’ve forgotten, here are the highlights. You can see the full article here.

Solo sex

Single? Not a big problem! When you are healthy and know it, masturbate. That’s true. If you are feeling good physically, you should probably go to your bedroom and feel physically. According to experts, “You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation (solo sex) is not going to spread COVID-19. ”Oh, thank God for that, because if it were only necessary to play with yourself it would be the end of humanity.

Yes to Dick Pics

Do You Know Where You Can’t Get COVID-19? On-line. The BC CDC suggests dating online, having phone sex through conversation and / or text, and shooting your own amateur porn. Not enough for you? Invite more friends to an expert-approved “group cam room” for pandemic fun. Concerned about protecting your privacy? No need because they give the most amazing advice! Do not show any identifying body parts! Take close-up shots, such as tail pictures.

Gloryholes

As outrageous and ridiculous as it sounds, the BC Center for Disease Control is actually promoting the use of glory holes. In fact, this term is listed word for word on the website. The logic is understandable because a barrier between people helps prevent the transmission of viruses. Still, many concerns remain:

• This language encourages sex in public because a gloryhole at home will fail.
• If the use of a gloryhole becomes mainstream, it’s safe to say there is a shortage.
• Where the hell are we going to drill all these glory holes and who’s going to set the benchmark for height? Will there be stools and stepladders to help British Columbians?
• Accessing a vagina through the glory hole is not an easy task; So you have to think about that too.

To this day, the issues surrounding access to the Glory Hole have yet to be addressed.

Now it’s time for the ultimate turn-on, a sexy word search for the pandemic.

Image courtesy of the Smithsonian Magazineian

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