Jon’s stone cold quarantine cop list: 14th edition

I’ve run out of fun intros for the cop list features, so let’s just get on with what’s going on – back with the latest and greatest to lift your spirits from the dumps of our damn dystopian future seriously, you have you also felt this dark cloud? It feels like getting serotonin has been a chore the past few months, but fear not – new drugs ALWAYS help! (For the five of you who get mad at me for calling weed drugs, I’m sorry, but it’s fun.) Let’s buckle up.

While we’ve already performed 13 of these cop list functions, number 14 has a surprising number of premieres – ALL of which are worth your attention and admiration. We have new experiences, new flavors, and even housewares – since, tormented or not, you probably still spend a lot of time at home. Well, while the world is on fire, industry is advancing – c’est la vie! As always, I’m always hungry for more, so if you find something that inspires you, don’t hesitate to drop me a line – I’m here for it!

Police list # 14:

Courtesy Holy Water

holy water

It’s rare for me to add an extractor to this list, but I couldn’t miss this discovery without a mention. While there is a lot of excellent work being done in the labs right now, few focus on creating an EXPERIENCE out of dabbing – except, of course, the product people.

That said, holy water is definitely worth a visit if you are interested in the art of extraction. With split containers holding two different types of small batch craft extracts, sometimes half is Live Rosin and half BHO Badder, and sometimes they split diamonds on one side and their “holy water” sauce on the other.

And in case you need another reason to check them out, these guys just won the crown at our last NorCal Cannabis Cup with their Pina Açaí UNHOLY collaboration with Grandiflora. That’s not just my praise; they win trophies.

Courtesy of Avant

Before 123

A new supergroup has officially entered the scene. The new Avant brand consists of seasoned grower Deep East, seasoned exotic producer Wizard Trees and Joey Colombo, the currency artist behind Money Trees, the Cheetah Piss design of cookies and much more. 123 ‘according to its phenon number from the hunt in a real head shape.

Another first-at-cookies drop and crossed with one of the hottest strains of 2020, RS-11, this Sherb BX1 hybrid is a heater. With dark nuggets that are sure to turn the Purp-Fiends on, in true Wizard Trees fashion, this is one of the cleanest smokes out there. Expect a nice white ash and your head in the clouds.

Courtesy of Dodi Blunts

Dodi blunts

I admit I kind of slept. The brand was founded, at least in part, by Marshawn Lynch, and while I know 100 percent that Dude smokes heavily, you know how it can be with celebrity brands … you just never know if it’s just a win. Well, friends, allow me this to serve as my official “I was wrong here” statement – clap Dodis Blunts!

Aimed at providing a smoke that is “always right for an afternoon of watching football or playing Madden,” Dodi’s diamond-infused, tobacco-free blunts are a great afternoon smoke that will get you up without turning you off when you are an experienced person are veterinarian. It’s capable of chilling in Beast mode, but it’s worth noting that this is definitely not an entry-level product – this one got me hitched to the couch easily and slowly.

Courtesy Kapow Berries

KaPow white berries

This is not easy to come by, but once you have the plug, don’t sleep … I have a feeling these guys will keep bubbling to the surface over the next few months and years. The White Berries is the newest release from the Berries family, and boy is it clear these plants have been properly cared for.

I’ve been told these guys are super small batches, which adds to the exclusive appeal, but there is a real traditional way to grab your berries, which is way more manageable to us Lifes than the 3.5s that kind of have become the norm. Keep an eye on local events across CA or designer events across the country and I’m sure you’ll be hearing the legend of Kapow soon.

Courtesy Potli

Potli cannabis-infused shrimp chips

I have to be honest, I really scratched my head at first. I have eaten crab crackers in restaurants in the past but I never really cared about the bagged snacks so when I saw these of course I thought, ‘Oh, this is cool for other people’ as I understand the allure these are Snack has, especially abroad, but ‘not for me’.

Well, sports fans, you know how they say you should just give it a try? It turns out they’re right sometimes because I seem to really like these potli boys. Upon further investigation, the market seems to be too, because these things have blown off the shelf. If you’re like me and you’ve gotten past the sweet edibles that appear to be the market leader right now, grab a bag of these low-dose delicacies. You may not feel the high (only 11 mg per pack, 0.7 mg per chip), but your taste buds will thank you for the new flavonoids!

Courtesy of Cure Co

Biscotti Fritz

I know at this point that I am a Cure Co stan, but trust me, try the Biscotti Fritz. The taste of this smoke is by far the best I’ve had this year. So good, in fact, that it made me drive around LA regularly to copy more regularly, and I’m not the one who leaves the house much, much less goes out during traffic hours.

I promise I will try not to repeat entries here or to love a brand too much, but true, you do. Even if you don’t believe it, even if you’re not a Biscotti fan, even if you say: ‘Oh, you have to pay him’ – you are not and it will be you, you do. I take these lists seriously – a lot of people get really mad at me for not including them or their products here – but I will still publish 10 out of 10 the products I think you need to see and try out , because I love her. and i want you to smoke the best

Courtesy of Ben Baller

Ben Baller made the effort

The jewelry design genius behind some of the world’s most iconic chains has officially entered the industry. It’s worth noting, since this is a celebrity launch, that my homie and veteran lifer Joel (Designer Weed) is the guy who helped build it (two in one post!) At a celebrity brand that has been there from the start on right.

It’s not surprising that Ben Baller, a man who made a career in high-end luxury products, hit the market with some tops, but those buds stand out even when compared to older brands, which is what celebrity pieces do never happened. Coming to market with Cat Dicc (lol) and Jonas B already available at Dispos across the state, these two packages belong on your top shelf.

Courtesy Heirloom Rituals

Heirloom rituals

So I don’t think these will get you really high, but these are candles that not only smell amazing – they even make special candles with a THC content! Sometimes infused with THCa diamonds, real buds, crystals, dried flowers and more, Heirloom Rituals also makes regular, beautiful candles for your regular friends, but honestly, when else do you get the chance to have a weed candle? Or smuggle weed into your Normie friends’ homes and land it on their coat? Maybe I’ll even send one to my mother.

I just got mine back a few weeks ago and it smells so good just sitting there that honestly I didn’t even feel like lighting it, but I have to hotbox a room with it and find out if it does you one Get high on science for the day. Or at least before I give them away as Christmas presents … or actually …

Courtesy of Canna

Cann Passion Peach Mate

You all know how low-dose products affect me, but I’m definitely a fan of Cann’s new Passion Peach Mate flavor. By combining caffeine with low cannabis doses in their beverages, this flavor is, in my opinion, the brand that really lives up to the “Social Tonic” slogan that she coined.

This is the mocktail the space has been waiting for. Delicious, light and with a nice energetic kick without trying too hard to be different, I definitely see this becoming a staple behind the bar at industry events going forward and eventually, once the regulations change, so too real bars.

Courtesy of Vibes

Cali from Vibes

I’m not 100 percent sure these are still on the shelves, but they are on their way and I have a feeling the Vibes team’s new papers are going to be a crowd puller. After leaving the traditional cone behind and turning to the larger, cylindrical cigarette shape, the new Cali tubes have already become an integral part of my routine.

While I’ve always loved shooting my own, I was more concerned with ensuring even smoke than the pleasure of doing an extra job. The new Cali tubes alleviate much of the frustration I’ve had in the past with prepackaged bags – these are easy to pack; they burn and smoke evenly – what more could you want? It’s also worth noting that they’re sorted by gram, so packing a gram, two, or three for a session is just as easy as choosing the size you want instead of looking or weighing how much you’re doing or wanting to do , consume.