Five Cannabis Strains To Pair With Ze Bugs – Cannabis News, Lifestyle

uh, sorry? Five cannabis strains to pair with Ze Bugs? What exactly does that mean?

When it comes to food and cannabis, a great combination can make all the difference. Strains like Mandarin Haze can make your Orange Teriyaki Chicken even more delicious. A Girl Scout cookie strain goes great with… you guessed it, baked goods.

All cannabis strains have naturally occurring compounds called terpenes. Terpenes help give cannabis its aroma and flavor. They can be sweet, spicy or lemony. Terpenes are why cannabis tastes good and goes well with food.

But food security in the West is becoming a real problem. Not only for the poorest, but also for the “middle class” who struggle to keep the lights on, the car’s gas tank full, the refrigerator full and the mortgage paid off.

But no fear! 2030 is only eight years away and our unelected ruling elite of bankers and technocrats has figured it all out for us.

Why the WEF wants us to eat Ze Bugs

Klaus Schwab is the founder and chairman of the World Economic Forum and organizer of the Davos Summits. He is also the author of the book The Great Reset. Schwab and his followers claim they are victims of some “far right” radical conspiracy theory. But it’s all written in Schwab’s book.

Just as Hitler wrote about his goals in Mein Kampf.

And the comparison is not exaggerated. Schwab and his followers are literal fascists. They reject classic liberal principles such as private property, free speech, free markets and the Greco-Roman and Judeo-Christian concepts of the rule of law.

And they embrace the concept of rule by command, mass surveillance, and a planned control-command economy.

Fortunately, more and more people are waking up to the WEF takeover. Schwab has gotten a little cocky. He brags about how he has “penetrated” governments (his words, not mine), with Justin Trudeau’s government being the obvious example.

But the incoming and (probably) future leader of the Conservative Party, Pierre Poilievre, was staunchly opposed to the WEF. He even went so far as to say that he would not allow his incumbent MPs to visit Davos.

Schwab was also the man behind the Sri Lankan government. The one who just fell.

So Schwab’s plan for a world empire suffers some setbacks. But his failure plan is still in effect.

Cannabis strains to pair with Ze Bugs

The grocery department is one area where Schwab’s plan seems to be working. Many people think that eating meat, especially red meat, is bad for the environment. You also think it’s terrible for your health.

Of course, the opposite is true when it comes to trusting the WEF. Red meat is one of the most nutritious foods in the world. It is factory farming that destroys the quality of the meat and causes excessive pollution. Just like mass fields of monoculture vegetables are destroying the soil.

Far from a plant-based diet, the solution lies in regenerative agriculture. But that means giving people complete control over their land and what they do with it. It also means pointing the finger at the real polluters – multinationals operating in China and India.

Every factory farm in the country that produces corn, soy and canola as ingredients for our processed disease-causing foods can be replaced with grass. Grass is a carbohydrate we cannot eat, but cows and bison can. Cows and bison convert the inedible carbohydrates into the fat and protein on which we live.

We can replace all monocultures with cows and bison. And instead of presenting a very green, bourgeois front yard with grass, people can grow fruit and vegetables on their lawn. That is, if you want. It’s her property.

The point is that eating bugs is ridiculous, disgusting and will not save the planet. There are a thousand other options before we accept that “insect farming will play an increasing role in our lives – especially in our diet”.

Disbanding the WEF and putting people like Schwab on trial for crimes against humanity will be better for our future than eating bugs.

Still, it’s always good to have a contingency plan. If, like me, you’re stuck in a Schwab-controlled country because you don’t have the proper papers to exit, then maybe it’s best to eat a humble cake and start thinking about the future.

Oh, did I say humble cake? I hit housefly pudding.

So, without further ado, here are the top five cannabis strains for pairing with bugs, or as Schwab would say, “ze bugs”.

#1 Cannabis Strain: Blue Dream

blue dream

The WEF says insects are “rich in protein, healthy fats and vitamins and can be farmed at scale with a minimal footprint.” The only problem is that they are insects.

So if you’re stuck in Schwab-controlled hell and red meat has been eliminated from the menu, we recommend Blue Dream.

Blue Dream is a hybrid strain that doesn’t compromise your functionality and provides an excellent appetite boost. After a few minutes with Blue Dream, you’ll soon feel that rumbling in your stomach for food. Enough Blue Dream and you won’t mind the crunch of a grasshopper.

Cannabis Strain #2: Critical Mass

Critical Mass is an indica, so it’s great for sleep and appetite. It makes the list for its piney and earthy flavor. This strain is excellent for those who want the full bug eating experience. If you don’t mind the crunch of a bug or the texture of a moth, this earthy strain will complement your dirt grub.

Cannabis Strain #3: Lavender

Lavender is one of those pretty looking strains with purple, green, and orange. A bit like some insects. In any case, lavender is often used to treat gastrointestinal problems. Excellent for hunger and digestion, she won’t knock you out like other indica strains. Pair it with maggot soup today!

Cannabis Strain #4: Girl Scout Cookies (GSC)

This strain is popular for a reason. It’s tasty, strong, powerful and did I mention delicious? A GSC strain will take away any nasty bug aftertaste you have if you follow the WEF’s directions. I can’t say the same about your memories of the experience, but if you smoke enough of it…

Cannabis Strain #5: Giga Bud

Giga Bud is another indica-heavy strain that is good for the GI system. Medical cannabis patients like this strain because it is ideal for reducing nausea. This makes this cannabis strain excellent for pairing with Ze-Bugs, as eating bugs is disgusting and will likely induce vomiting. Pairing your cockroach salad with a giant joint of Giga Bud should reduce nausea.

Final Thoughts

Five flavors that hopefully no one ever has to use to eat bugs… Unless that’s your favorite food. But the great thing about freedom and liberty is that you can do it with you and I can do it with me.

Feast on your bugs if you prefer, and I will continue to eat grass-fed red meat.

As for Klaus Schwab and the WEF – they can go to hell. Because it’s not just about eating bugs and not owning possessions, they want us to drink sewage too.

And you don’t have to believe the “far right conspiracy” angle. Let’s imagine that Schwab has nothing in his heart but love. That the fools at the WEF mean well and only want the best for humanity.

Even if this were the case (and the evidence does not support it), there is still a knowledge problem. Nobel Prize-winning economist FA Hayek wrote: “The strange task of economics is to show people how little they really know about what they can imagine, what they can design.”

It’s time for the World Economic Forum to learn about current economics.