Best THC chips and snacks for the big game and beyond
Break out the old pigskin, it’s almost Super Bowl Sunday!
The 57th Super Bowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles will be historic: For the first time ever, two black quarterbacks will start AND Rihanna will lead the halftime show. Before accepting motherhood, Riri was the stoner-pop queen — rolling blunts on the heads of her security guards and flashing eyes in front of the Met Gala. If you know, you know.
Whether you’re watching or just staying up to date on social media, the Super Bowl gives us an easy opportunity to pack our own bowls, shop for the artisan kibbles we spotted at the local dispo, and join us with those to meet the ones we love (even if they hate Patrick Mahomes). With Missouri just beginning recreational sales and Pennsylvania moving toward full legalization, it’s going to be a rocky Super Bowl no matter where you live. So here are the best kibbles to cheer you up or calm you down when your favorite tight end is fumbling the ball.
California
Papa and Barkley dark candy bars
It’s okay to treat yourself every now and then. Papa and Barkley’s edible products could all be suitable for sale at Whole Foods due to their short ingredient list and medicinal approach. Their Kitchen Edibles series showcases both craft cannabis and craft ingredients, and their candy bars are no exception. The bars all contain 100 milligrams of THC from solvent-free rosin, dosed into 20 easy-to-break pieces. They currently offer salted almond and raspberry quinoa flavors, with other milk chocolate options. [Shop it now.]
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pot corn
This is a far cry from the buttered movie popcorn you’re used to, but Potcorn has an option for it if you have a craving. Potcorn is sugar and gluten free for a quick snack you can throw in the microwave or eat on the go. Individual servings contain 10mg of THC, with a larger, higher dose option in a 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD at 50mg each. Flavors include classic cinema butter and japaleño. [Shop it now.]
fruit platters
Remember those fruit leathers mom would pack in your lunch? Fruit is nature’s sugar and cannabis is, well, much of nature. Instead of chewing on mango-flavored gummy bears, try one of these fruit leathers. Fruit Slabs are made with mango and grape puree – you can take them plain or with hemp seed and coconut toppings. Each slab contains 10mg of THC, and each pack contains a total of 100mg of hybrid THC. [Shop it now.]
Potli x SF Roots Shrimp Chips
(Courtesy of Potley)
Potato chips and tortilla chips dominate Super Bowl snack spreads, but should they? Shrimp chips break up the salty monotony with a fishy umami essence, and these two popular San Francisco brands crafted the perfect chips to indulge in without getting so stoned that you miss Rihanna’s halftime performance. Nostalgia, taste and cannabinoids in one! If you have wings and ribs on the grill, Potli also makes a THC Sriracha Sauce and Chili Oil. See also: FA Nino’s Smokin Green Pot Sauce.
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TSUMo Snacks Classic Cheese Press
(Courtesy of Tsumo Snacks)
I wouldn’t be surprised if Snoop Dogg, after being caught smoking at last year’s Super Bowl, brainstormed these hearty, crunchy snacks the second he got off the stage so they were ready for the next bowl would be. His collaboration with TSUMo Snacks, Snazzle Os are essentially adult funyuns. With a total of 100mg of THC, the Big Back Snacks come in two Snoop-approved flavors, Onion and Spicy Onion. The brand also makes other chip alternatives, like the Classic Cheese Crunchers pictured here, which won 2nd place at the 2022 Emerald Cup. [Shop Tsumo on Leafly.]
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Lagunitas HiFi hop drinks
(Courtesy of Lagunitas)
Matchday means there’s always a drink on hand. Popular West Coast beer brand Lagunitas was founded by a self-confessed stoner, so it’s a wonder it took them so long to put weed in a beer. This isn’t a true IPA (laws and the like), but the hi-fi line of cannabis drinks still evokes the Brewski vibe – hangover-free. [Shop Hi-Fi on Leaf-Ly]
Washington and Oregon
Laurie and Mary Jane fudge and cheese crackers
(Courtesy of Laurie + Mary Jane)
If you live in Oregon, Wyld gummy candy probably has you in a stranglehold. Don’t get me wrong – they’re affordable, delicious, and consistent. But what if you want to step away from the gummies? Laurie and Mary Jane also make gummy bears, but the brand shines when it comes to baked goods and fudge bars. Cleanse your sugary taste buds with their award-winning Rosemary Cheese Crackers, tiny salty treats that each contain around 5mg of THC. Or, you can “fudge yourself” (how to yell at the opposing team’s offensive line) with a 100mg fudge bar, which comes in flavors like strawberry, mint, and 420 Cake Party. Also see: The perfect on-the-go hot sauce, Portland Oven’s Pot Sauce for spicing up salsa, guac or dip on the table. [Shop L+MJ on Leafly.]
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Colorado
Mocktail Rimmer by Betty’s Essential
Colorado brand Betty’s Essentials knows that a good cocktail is essential for any celebration, including the Super Bowl. The company produces not one, but a collection of salt and sugar-infused products, including Himalayan sea salt, chilli powder, and lavender pomegranate, to take your mocktails (or cocktails at your own risk) to the next level. They contain 100 mg of THC and 50 mg of CBD, so nobody gets too carried away. Maybe your rowdy uncles could use some spice in the third quarter to avoid crashing once the writing is on the wall.
Nevada
BaM-infused pretzel bites
When the game hits the nail biting point, there’s no time to reach for a sweet or savory snack, let alone try to match them. But BaM (Body and Mind) made it easy with their Sweet and Salty Infused Pretzel Bites. These chocolate-dipped lattice-style pretzels contain 20 mg of THC per piece, so you can choke down a rock-solid dose and ensure your blood pressure doesn’t skyrocket every time the umpires commit a foul on your favorite player.
Illinois
Mindy’s edibles brittle
(Courtesy of Mindy’s Edibles)
Mindy’s Edibles won a 2022 Cannabis Cup for their artisanal gummies, but they’re also trying the savory, salty side with products like milk chocolate and peanut butter brittle. These large 100mg THC chocolate squares have a generous topping of crunchy brittle to activate your taste buds and sensory experience. See also: Lori’s salt and pepper potato chips. [Shop Mindy’s on Leafly’s.]
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Massachusetts
Northeast Alternatives S’mores Cheesecake Chocolates
(Courtesy of NEA)
These award-winning chocolate coins come from a company that understands my personal edible ethos: use RSO and rosin whenever possible. These s’mores-inspired kibbles each contain 5 mg of RSO-derived THC for a long-lasting and balanced cannabis experience. NEA also produces RSO-based gummy bears and even infused dried fruit strips if you’re looking to keep your glucose levels under control.
Missouri
Good Taste Funfetti Cereal Squares
(Courtesy of Good Taste)
Missouri has only just started selling adult products, but the possibilities are seemingly endless. If you love gummies, opt for one of Wana Brands’ many, many flavors or Mike Tyson’s controversial ear muffs. You can quench your thirst with a Keef-infused soda, or get crunchy with our choice: Good Taste Funfetti Cereal Squares. See also: Red Hot Riplets.
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