Bad Ideas and Bong Belligerence – A Stoner Stupidity Word Search – Cannabis News, Lifestyle

Here’s a ridiculous claim: Unless you have a condition that affects your central nervous system, cannabis kills brain cells. If you suffer from MS, epilepsy, ADHD, Tourette’s Syndrome, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s or a brain injury, using cannabis could actually help. This statement has been widely accepted for years, although it makes zero sense. Before society learned of the brain-boosting benefits of cannabis, everyone thought weed made you stupid. Now we know that this is not the case. Getting baked won’t kill your brain cells, but it can encourage all sorts of stupid things; that’s what this word search is about. Get ready for some bad ideas, bong belligerence, and stoner stupidity.

bong water

One of the worst ideas a stoner can have is swapping out their bong water for another substance. It’s one thing to add a little flavor to a water base, but for some it’s just not enough.

lemon bong

Have you ever had a moment in your life where you looked at a lemon and thought, “I could put that in my bong”…? Well someone did. Why? Who knows… Maybe it was the limonene terpenes or trying to take the edge off a cough? On the other hand, sometimes you just can’t understand some things.

milk bong

During an episode of Ask an Expert, Dr. Markus Roggen asked about the advantages of using milk as bong water. Unsurprisingly, he couldn’t think of one. Don’t substitute milk for your bong water. There’s no point or benefit in doing it.

Californian Reaper Bong Rip

A California reaper is a small red fright of a vegetable. It holds a Guinness World Record as the hottest pepper known to man. These little red devils are no joke and if you decide to try one there could be serious consequences. Local side effects such as numbness, extreme burning in the mouth and gastrointestinal problems are to be expected; Vomiting is also fairly common. In some cases, consuming a California Reaper pepper has resulted in serious health complications. Reversible cerebral vasoconstriction syndrome (RCVS), myocardial infarction, and esophageal rupture have all been reported after pepper ingestion.

Who in their right mind would ever think of smoking one? Some would say a legend, others would say an idiot. What would that do to a person’s throat? If you smoke a California Reaper, should you fill your bong with milk instead of water? Would this be the one time it’s appropriate? … We may need to put these questions to Dr. Forward Markus Roggen, but in the meantime look at this idiot.

Stoner stupidity word search

After all this stupidity, it’s time to occupy our minds. Use the word search below to find your brain… and all other words too.

footnote(s)

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7136587/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6797023/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6514832/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28576350/
https://neuro.psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/appi.neuropsych.16110310#:~:text=The%20authors%20retrospectively%20assessed%20effectiveness, most%20participants%20reported%20side effects%20.
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-030-57369-0_6
https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/canadian-journal-of-neurological-sciences/article/cannabis-in-the-treatment-of-traumatic-brain-injury-a-primer-for-clinicians/ CFE33D823A97A1FF1089EC97859041DE