Aries Varieties: 8 fiery varieties for the Aries season

For the discerning Zodiac stoner, Aries season is the landrace strain of astrological signs – not only is it wild and explosive, it also reigns supreme.

The zodiac wheel begins and ends with Aries, the chaotic alpha/omega sign of the zodiac, beginning March 20th and ending April 19th. Aries is not only the cardinal fire sign, it is ruled by the overwhelmingly raw energy of Mars. It’s wild and sexual, explosive and eager, fierce and fearless; and frankly, many of us soft stoners would do well to draw on this energy throughout Aries and beyond.

Fire sign fans and Zodiac stoners alike should consider these eight strains that speak loudly and intensely to the Aries spirit.

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cracker

Strain hunters beware: this rare strain is a mysterious flower worth hunting down. Coming from unfathomable origins, users describe the effects of Firecracker as electric in the body and calming in the mind. Firecracker’s mashup of cerebral effects and body high makes her an exceptional daytime strain, but inexperienced consumers should beware: the effects of this strain could be strong enough to induce paranoia in inexperienced or less tolerant individuals, so be careful.

Expect a grassy nose with notes of funky fruit and a bitter botanical exhale.

firemint

This cross of Fire OG and Animal Mints Bx1 reportedly delivers a focused, uplifting cerebral high and a smooth, soothing body high—almost like a panacea for raw Aries energy.

Therapeutic users primarily report relief from chronic pain, as the average THC content of the strain is typically over 25%. For folks reeling from way too hot fire sign energy, Fire Mints might be the strain to get you back down to a comfortable resting temperature without completely dousing your fire.

Expect a light, sour nose and an appropriate exhale.

hellfire

Stoners in the market for the most ephemeral Aries vibes might consider Hell’s Fire (aka Hell Fire OG), which despite its polarizing name reportedly offers an excellent balance of creative cerebral energy and physically laid-back bliss. If the hot winds of Aries season are already under your wings, consider Hell’s Fire as the turbo boost that focuses that energy and keeps the whole experience on the sunny side.

Expect a skunky pine aroma and a tart citrus scent.

lemon fire

When Aries season gets a little too hot, calm your psyche with Lemon Fire. This award-winning Fire OG x Lemon Kush hybrid reportedly delivers an uplifting head high that’s deeply embedded in a calming body high—which is a potential cure for Aries’ unrelenting BDE season.

Consumers describe super powerful swoons and insidious highs that unfold over several hours before relaxing into a sensual smolder, which is another way to capitalize on this sexy Aries energy.

Expect a zesty lemon perfume and a woody, earthy exhale.

Hot Donna

On the sexier side of the strain spectrum is Hot Donna, a cross between Mendo Breath and Super Sour Diesel with a reputation for…um, enlivening its fans.

Reported effects include an elastic body high and a romantic, sensual head high. Those effects supposedly dissipate into epic munchies, so reserve your brunch before you attend.

Expect a gassy, ​​floral vanilla aroma and a sweet citrus scent.

Hot Rod

Stoners eschewing the intense psychic vibes of Aries season can guard their energy with Hot Rod, a cross between Motorbreath and Grandpa’s Breath that reportedly stinks only the most sophisticated Canasser can appreciate its rare perfume.

Described as deeply relaxing and blissfully stoned, this strain might be the one to reach for when the controversial spirit of Aries season has overwhelmed your delicate sensibilities and you just need to giggle for a while.

Expect to choke on the skunky, funky diesel aroma, and if you can take the smell, expect an equally funky exhale.

heat wave

Therapeutic consumers struggling with anxiety, stress and chronic pain describe Heatwave as an effective treatment for their issues. This THC Bomb x Chemdog cross reportedly delivers a powerful start that can set you up for pure relaxation in both body and mind.

The head effect is described as both uplifting and calming, and the body high is sparkling and elastic. Those looking to balance their fire placements with something more calming will likely appreciate Heatwave’s juxtaposition of bold and calming effects.

Expect a spicy gas nose and a peppery exhale.

afterburner

For varsity stoners looking for the boldest, most intoxicating high, Afterburner is a complex hybrid that could be perfect for high-tolerance needs. Afterburner regularly hits over 29% THC and is primarily a stoned AF. But once the onset dissipates, the high is reportedly as complex as a fire sign with a water moon and air rising.

Consumers describe head highs as being expansive and hot psychotropic, with relaxing body effects that build slowly and calm any leftover chaos energy left by the Aries season.

Expect a wet, gassy aroma and an earthy, grassy extract.