Are you a weed mooch? 3 Signs You May Not Be Doing Your Part On The Weed Front!

You Might Be a Weed Mooch If…

With recreational cannabis still largely banned in the US, it’s disheartening to think of the number of people who are unable to get the high nutrition they need to get through the day. But here are the mooches, always willing to share in the wealth of the luckier ones in the weed department.

Your pal has always been known for having the best weed and will definitely deliver top-notch weed whenever he comes, but he certainly doesn’t want you to sit back and wait for him to always bring the weed. And probably, apart from the government, there’s nothing that makes us feel disrespected than a sod. So, without a doubt, the government and weed-moochs are the two most despised entities in the weed community.

WHAT OR WHO IS A MOOCH?

A mooch, broadly speaking, is a person who is always talking, always ready to collect, without ever doing the same thing. A mooch always acts selfishly to take advantage of the opportunities presented to them, and if they are ever confronted with their attitude, they tend to find it very offensive. A mooch is a person who would still be shocked the first time they hear a “no” after hearing a thousand “yes.”

You should never want to be seen as a jerk. It’s not a good way to treat yourself, other people, or the world in general.

There’s a high chance you’re a cannabis grouch if the above sounds familiar to you, or anyone who sounds like it. I’m going to share five traits so you know for sure and to put an end to this.

FIRST, YOU NEVER BUY WEED, BUT YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO GET HIGH.

This really is the best sign that you are a cannabis freak. If you’re always present in the “session” but always come away empty-handed, that’s typical weed-mooch behavior. Also, if you only contribute joint papers and blunt wraps and never contribute a flower, then you’re a cannabis grouch.

In truth, your friends who always bring the weed probably won’t even get mad at the amount of their stash you’re burning because after all, smoking is more fun with people, but they’ll be quietly annoyed in ways you never thought even with to come to the session with a little gram to roll it up in relation to all the other times you don’t have.

SECOND, THEY HAVE THE SUPERPOWER TO APPEAR WHEN PEOPLE START SMOKING

Note when you started smoking, and you were probably working on a budget of $25 a week before you started finding different ways to level up. And at that point you could never afford to buy weed (of the highest quality), but you were always high one way or another (mostly one way). That’s because you somehow always had exceptional timing to show up at a friend’s crib just as the joint was lit. It must feel really crappy, but it’s the reality you live in and you probably know you’re the worst for it.

If you automatically get away with your weed enthusiasm every time a joint is lit, you’re definitely a weed freak. And you can grow from that, my friend, trust me.

THIRD, APPLY THE WEED QUICKLY

People who don’t buy their own weed often don’t stick to the appropriateness that would be inherited the very first time you smoke a joint. This is because they don’t smoke in their place themselves, so they lack the knowledge of the right seed to inhale and the ideal airflow required to achieve a perfectly bubbled paper.

As a result, you’ll just sit on a corner and suck the tip of the joint like it’s a Capri Sun, eventually leading to an unbalanced burn and a huge waste of great weed. Please stop.

FOURTH, YOUR BRAIN CANNOT FOCUS WHEN WEED IS IN THE AIR

If you’re often on the lookout for ways to get free weed, every time the smell of lit weed fills your nostrils, you become anxious and distracted. You will be nervous. It happens because you don’t know when you might arrive next. Smoke again or where your smoke will come from so you must seize the opportunity, or carpe inggris (seize the fire) as the Latin says, you could spend the night sober.

FIFTH BUT NOT THE LAST, YOU WILL SHARE A JOINT WITH EVERYONE WHO LET YOU

Finally, one of the biggest tells that shows you’re a weed muffle is that you’ll accept an invitation to smoke from literally anyone who offers you a stick. They wouldn’t even care if their hygiene or health records were up to standard. Nor do you care what type of weed is in the joint, how it was grown, or who grew it? None of this is any of your business. you just wanna smoke

A pothead doesn’t care about weed that meets all the criteria (they don’t even know the criteria). They only care about what is available and if they can access it.

FINAL EFFECT

Unfortunately, although cannabis grows on trees, it’s not that cheap to grow or buy directly from your local weed shop. So your friend’s stoner generosity can get a little pricey.

The main point of the story is that you shouldn’t be a couch potato. Mooching is a horrible way of being part of a sharing based community. While you may not be able to afford to smoke as often as you’d like, and you know the homies will always welcome you with open arms to burn with, at least try to bring a goodie bag here and there show your appreciation. It says a lot.

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