A few jokes to make your Monday better

Sometimes Monday can be a little bit – so there are some tidbits of humor to make it a little better.

Monday is difficult because after a weekend of relaxation it brings back the transition to a work routine and often leads to stress, deadlines and news. While gen z has an increase in Axinety, people generally seem to be nervous. Over 25% people are very stressed, but laughter can help. Well, it turns out that laughter can make a difference, from reducing fear to improve mood and relieving pain. To help, here are a few jokes that make your Monday better.

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A man opens his door to find a snail on the veranda. He throws it as far as he can. Three years later, the same snail returns and says: “What was the devil?”

A man sees a sign “speaking dog for sale”. The dog claims to have saved Avalanche victims and served in Iraq. When asked why he sells it, the owner replies: “Because he is a liar!”

A man who is shocked how his buddy is dressed asks him: “How long have you worn this bra?” The friend replies: “Since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

A abdominal speaker appears on his lap with his dummy. He tells a stupid joke when a young, platinum -haired beauty jumps on his feet.
“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes in this way?” She demands. “What does hair color have to do with my value as a person?”
The abdominal speaker begins to apologize.
“You stick out of it!” She screams. “I'm talking to this little jerk on your knee!”

A horse goes into a bar. The shocked bartender shows the alarm with his finger and screams: “Hey!”
The horse says: “You read my thoughts, buddy.”

A gorilla enters a bar and says: “A scotch on the rock, please.” The gorilla gives the bartender a 10 dollar bill. The bartender thinks about himself: “This gorilla does not know the prices for drinks” and changes 15 cents.
The bartender says: “You know, we don't get too many gorillas here.” The Gorilla replies: “Well, at 9.85 US dollars, I can't come back either.”

Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors? If it had 4, it would be a chicken limousine.

And why do seagulls fly over the sea? If you flew over the bay, you would be bagels!

Which concert costs 45 cents?

50 cents with nickelback!

Why couldn't the bike get up alone?
It was two tired.

Why don't have any clowns?
Because they taste funny.

What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is quite heavy and the other is a little easier.

What did the caretaker say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Deliveries!”