Five strains for the coronation of King Charles III – Cannabis | weed | marijuana

What are the top five strains for watching King Charles III’s coronation? Millions worldwide will tune in to see an old man proclaimed king.

The coronation traditionally takes place on May 6th in Westminster Abbey. Charles and Camilla are crowned king and queen. Charles will be the 40th reigning monarch since 1066.

If you enjoy these traditions and customs that are more than 1,000 years old, why not enjoy another centuries-old tradition?

Light up that joint, bowl, bong or whatever you consume cannabis. Here are the top five strains for watching King Charles III’s coronation.

Five Varieties for the Coronation of King Charles III

5 – Cookies for Girl Scouts

This strain needs no introduction. If you’re the type who enjoys observing the lifestyles of the rich and famous, then GSC is the perfect strain to see the crowning glory. From her sweet taste to her high THC levels, GSC is the ideal companion for your Saturday morning coronation viewing.

Just remember to be a responsible consumer: Stock up on munchies before the show starts. GSC lets you reach for real cookies.

4- Sour diesel

Sour Diesel is among the best strains to watch the coronation of King Charles III simply because the coronation is boring. While we recommend GSC to Monarch lovers, we may have significant others who insist we see it with them.

Others are interested in self-flagellation.

Whatever your reasons, if you find yourself dozing off during the procession, hit that sour diesel and wonder why old Chuck and Camilla are sitting in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach instead of the Gold State Coach like it tradition is (and how did you know that?). ? Man, that sour diesel is some good shit).

3 – Purple Haze

At one point during Coronation, you’ll want the Purple Haze strain when they’re blasting 17th-century Orbs and Sceptres.

Whatever you think of the British monarchy – or monarchy in general – you’re going to need some visual stimulus before settling on those golden batons and orbs.

Purple Haze provides just the right amount of brightness, contrast, and saturation for your visual performance. When the gold of the Sovereign’s sphere gleams in the camera light, you’ll be glad you took part.

Five Varieties for the Coronation of King Charles III

2 – ChemDog

If you’re like me, King Charles’ coronation sounds as appealing as sitting down at a presidential inauguration. Purple Haze or Sour Diesel would serve no purpose. If anything, they would draw my attention to how boring the whole event is.

Therefore, my top strain for the crowning glory is Chemdog.

A potent hybrid recommended only to connoisseurs, this strain will take the crowning glory in a whole new light. Physically – in a new light, like Sour Diesel, those orbs and scepters are going to look pretty cool.

But also mentally. When you consume Chemdog, you can feel your brain forming new neural pathways of thought and understanding.

Take the British monarch for example. The institution has existed since 1066. That’s a long time. But it makes sense.

Monarchs have long-term perspectives. You don’t have to listen to polls or worry about voters. They are interested in the country’s long-term health and prosperity, not the short-term gains that dominate the thinking of Democratic politicians.

Monarchy vs Democracy

“Democracy has nothing to do with freedom. Democracy is a soft variant of communism, and seldom in the history of ideas has it been mistaken for anything else.” – Hoppe

Monarchs regard the land as their own private property. Therefore, they have a personal interest in upholding the rule of law.

The good guys want individual rights as their monarchy benefits from a stable and prosperous economy.

Likewise, subjects of a monarchy see conscription or higher taxes for what they are: kidnapping and theft. Contrary to the democratic propaganda of sacrificing himself and his family’s wealth for the “good of society”.

In a democracy, politicians are short-term administrators, willing to sacrifice individual rights, liberties, and the nation’s long-term stability to win a few votes or please interest groups.

A Democratic politician can take office, increase the deficit, start a war, make life worse for the average citizen, and then walk away with a fat pension and a corporate press that will praise him—at your expense.

And I’m supposed to worship democracy and hate monarchy; Why?

Thank you ChemDog. They are the ideal strain to watch the crowning glory.

Five Varieties for the Coronation of King Charles III

1 – White Widow

By far the best strain for seeing King Charles III’s coronation is White Widow.

White Widow needs no introduction, of course. A balanced hybrid that crosses a Brazilian sativa with a South Indian indica, this is the strain from the famous Dutch coffeeshops.

But it’s also an excellent strain for watching the crowning glory. Almost immediately after smoking or vaping, you will feel an energy that will make you get off the couch and start cleaning your house.

That’s why we recommend it for the coronation. Whether you love, hate, or are indifferent to the coronation, combining a leisurely activity with something active is always beneficial.

So, with a bit of White Widow, you can enjoy the crowning glory while doing something around the house like cleaning or organizing.

Or if you’re British and have yet to file a tax return, the Coronation plus some White Widow offers an excellent opportunity.

Someone has to pay for this investiture.