5 Strains That Would Make You an Olympian If Weed Was Really a Performance-Enhancing Drug

Every day we receive questions from people how they can use the power of cannabis to improve their lives. There has been exactly zero times we’ve been asked about the strains of cannabis that will help you win the Olympics. But unfortunately we are here.

It was revealed last week that track star Sha’Carri Richardson will not be able to compete in the 100m race at the Tokyo Olympics after failing a drug test for THC. Now Richardson has been completely removed from the U.S. relay list, banned from the Olympics, and revealed how outrageous the situation is.

First of all, marijuana, the scapegoat for this controversy, does not fall into the performance-enhancing drug category. Sure, certain cannabis strains (like sativa strains) can give you energy, but it’s not enough to get you walking around a track at record breaking speed.

Some of weed’s biggest superstars have championed Sha’Carri, and while many good jokes have been made, those in power should consider understanding the science behind cannabis and engaging in more cultural and social learning about why people use it in the first place , and drug abuse review actually looks like it is modern times.

The idea that weed is a problematic “drug” has its roots in racism. It’s crazy that Team USA should disqualify one of the most talented athletes in this country for his hateful thoughts. They should be ashamed of that. Even if weed made you quick, I would be FloJo. https://t.co/swDLNoVcV3

– Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) July 2, 2021

In honor of the Olympic hopefuls everywhere and in support of Sha’Carri, we’re bringing you types of grass that will (maybe!) Help you qualify for the Olympic Games.

Tokyo first floor

I’m pretty sure that smoking Tokyo OG should be a requirement for participating in the 2021 Olympics. This strain has a reputation for being incredibly high in THC and will light you enough to light the Olympic torch yourself. Tokyo OG smells and tastes like diesel. The effect will leave you euphoric and relaxed.

Trunk type: indica-dominant hybrid

Promising review: “This strain should be called ‘Tokyo Drift’ because it will drive your ass to La la Land!”

24k gold

Nothing screams “Olympics” like a shiny gold medal. Let 24k Gold make your Olympic dreams come true, with deep citrus aromas and a long-lasting feeling of euphoria. Just make sure that you are not too tall to stand on the podium in order to gain your honor.

Trunk type: sativa-dominant hybrid

Promising review: “I called my dog ​​and didn’t notice that he was sitting right next to me the whole time. That made me lose my mind … I haven’t laughed that much in a long time and from then on it got more and more fun. “

Triple upper floor

There are a lot of triples that happen in the Olympics and it is important to be prepared for all of them. From triple jumps to flips and rounds, Triple OG is the name of the game. This highly rated strain has a gaseous taste and will leave you intoxicated and happy enough to try all 44 sports.

Trunk type: sativa-dominant hybrid.

Promising review: “This strain is my favorite and offers an amazing and relaxing high. You will definitely be chained to the couch or bed when immersed in another world. I highly recommend this strain to enjoy late in the day. “

Incredible hulk

Of course, when you’re competing in the Olympics, you need to be prepared to leave yourself when the competition gets hot. When you smoke the Incredible Hulk you will feel like Bruce Banner himself bursting with energy as the pain disappears. You will also enjoy delicious flavors like pineapple and blueberry.

Trunk type: sativa

Promising review: “Incredible Hulk is a very tasty, high-energy strain. Perfect morning smoke to start your day and get creative juices flowing, but when you smoke no more than a bowl it hits you like a train with an incredibly strong cerebral high. “

tidal wave

Ready to ride the surf into Olympic history? You need a load for that, and Tidal Wave is the way to go. This strain is called Tidal Wave because the high hits you in epic waves while bringing a calming feeling to your mind. It’s also great for treating surfing aches and pains. (Fun fact: it wasn’t until 2016 that surfing became an official sport of the Olympics.)

Trunk type: sativa

Promising review: “This strain gives a good kick. It has sticky buds and smells salty like the fish counter in the supermarket. “

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* Reviews have been edited slightly for the sake of clarity

Cassidy Rush

Cassidy is a Seattle-based SEO specialist and writer on cannabis. Before joining Leafly, she was a writer for PayScale and Delta Dental.

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