10 types of grass for people who like cheese

National Queso Day, one of the most important fictionalized holidays in the world, is September 20th. We wanted to provide a game plan to celebrate. Step one: If possible, get some cheesy dip (Tex-Mex is best, fight me). Second, smoke cannabis that smells, tastes, and is named for cheese.

Here are some of the best cheesy cannabis strains out there.

cheese

Obviously, cheese is the first flower on our list and the family you will smoke from on this glorious day. Cheese is a legendary cannabis strain from the 80s that gave birth to your favorite hybrids. It was reportedly brought to the Netherlands from California by pioneer breeder David Waston aka Sam The Skunkman.

Cheese, a phenotype of the famous Skunk # 1, comes with a pungent, funky, smelly armpit odor similar to the smell of a whole stack of Kraft singles. The effects hit with a heavy cerebral and full body sensation that ultimately leaves you dumb and happy. On Weedmaps, reviewers have cited the top three effects of Cheese as relaxed, happy, and euphoric.

British cheese

When a strain flakes off, iterations of it will pop up everywhere. So right after the original Cheese UK Cheese came.

UK Cheese, also known as Exodus Cheese, is a product of a UK based growers collective called Exodus. In terms of popularity, it’s pretty much the UK’s OG Kush. Just like the original Cheese, it comes from a phenotype of Skunk # 1 and, as the name suggests, carries a funky cheesy smell that smells any room. Have a smoke for National Queso Day.

Big Buddha cheese

And then there was Big Buddha Cheese. The third generation of Cheese, Big Buddha Cheese, is a product made by Big Buddha Seeds in the UK. This indica-dominant hybrid came to life sometime in the early 2000s and is a cross of UK Cheese with an Afghan landrace to stabilize genetics. Despite being a Cheese strain, this Cannabis Cup-winning strain actually has more of a fruity taste than the pungent funk people expect from its ancestry.

Blue cheese

Smoke some blue cheese on Queso National Day. This hybrid is a cross between DJ Short’s Blueberry and Big Buddha Cheese. As I said above, for the Legend of Cheese, Sam the Skunkman went so Exodus could run, so Big Buddha could fly. Although, like Big Buddha Cheese, it’s named for its cheesy ancestry, you’ll spot some fruity undertones in the smoke from Blue Cheese.

Chisel

Chiesel is gaseous and cheesy. If you know anything about strains and relative terpenes, you know that funky gas tends to be an indicator of high potency. Chemdog is proof of this; So if you’re trying to get a cheesy vacation then this cross of NYC Diesel and Big Buddha Cheese might be for you. The top effects people report are happy, relaxed, and exalted – that is, stoned as hell with a smile on your face.

Blueberry cheesecake

When we talk about varieties that you should smoke on Cheese Day, Blueberry Cheesecake is an excellent option. Shit, even if it’s not September 20th, you should still smoke this.

I love blueberry cheesecake, man. It’s an insanely aromatic smoke that hits your taste buds with a mix of sweet berry and smelly cheese terpenes. All in all, it might not taste like cheese, but honestly who cares if the entire smoking experience is top notch. Make sure you get it from a company known for growing good weed. This really makes all the difference in quality control of your weed.

Cheese quake

Cheese Quake crossed the legendary Cheese with the legendary Querkle. Querkle, a sleepy cross of Purple Urkle and Space Queen from the late subcool (RIP), combined with the funky strong influences of Cheese to make a very potent strain that is not for beginners.

Milk queen

Dairy Queen isn’t named for cheese, but with its smelly aroma and sweet, fruity accents, you’ll definitely recognize the ancestry in it. Another hit from Subcool’s mind, this strain combined UK Cheese with Subcool’s Space Queen to create your next favorite smoke for National Queso Day.

The flavors are funky, cheesy, awesome; Effects are relaxed and giggling. Do you need a mood booster? Hit Dairy Queen.

Strawberry Cheese Cake

Strawberry Cheesecake is another fruity cheese that will get your taste buds hooked for the ride of a lifetime. It was created by Heavyweight Seeds and comes from the cross of three famous hybrids: Chronic, White Widow and Cheese. Even though she has cheese genetics, she doesn’t really taste like it. Instead, Strawberry Cheesecake gives you a mix of fruity and earthy flavors every time you inhale. Nevertheless, you need to know about this.

Sour cheese

The list is rounded off with sour cheese (you knew it was coming). There are many versions of this out here, so as far as genetics go, there’s no telling what went into creating Sour Cheese. It is expected to be a cross between Cheese and Sour Diesel, but some stories also say it is a cross between Cheese and Strawberry Diesel. Anyway, you can expect Sour Cheese to hit your face, nose, and mouth with a whole bunch of funky, skunky, cheesy, and gaseous terpenes.

Have fun my friends.

Featured image by Gina Coleman / Weedmaps